I am THE blue monkey.
Many will claim to be a blue monkey yet will fail to deliver on the promise. They will tell you that a blue monkey is also known as a diademed monkey, a species of guenon native to various parts of Africa. While I am not adverse to diadems (what girl does not love diamonds?) these monkeys are not THE blue monkey.
You will find bars, sports clubs, stuffed toys (see pic) and even slippers that purport to be the blue monkey. Beware these imposters, it is only here through this blog, that the true words of the monkey can be heard.
